Yum. Baby feces.
Welcome! Oh look, it's the Xee family's first babysitter. Her name was Madison. She didn't last very long. Most babysitters come and go after the first day. There are two reasons for this:
1)Not many babysitters last long in the awesome Xee household.
2)Sunset Valley has the largest babysitter assembly line in SimsNation, The SimCity Chronicle reports.
-So, how's your garden coming along?
-I planted the seeds an hour ago since we moved in today, Terrance.
-Wonderful. I can't wait to see them! What flowers are there? I'll go outside and see them now.
-It takes time and patience for the seeds to grow, Terrance. Plus, it's a fruit and vegetable garden, so you'll not only be able to view it but eat what it has to offer.
-I knew I married the right woman!
Introducing, Gia and Terrance Xee!
Gia Xee
A charismatic Scorpio with a green thumb. She's a teal-haired land-mermaid that is as sweet as the daylight on a warm autumn day.
Her craviest, most wantiest dream is to sustain a Perfect Garden.
For those who don't know the requirements of this wish, here are the full details thanks to The Sims Wiki:
Gia works as a Podium Polisher(1) in the Politics career.
Terrance Xee
A good, Gemini cook. He enjoys the spices of life, bringing him life's greatest treasures, or naughty temptations. A Culinary Librarian is what his heart so desires and aspires. Terrance, I must note, is a jack of all trades and finds himself juggling multiple activities in his life. Will he be able to juggle his ego, career, and family all while attempting to achieve his chef rêve?
Terrance works as a Security Guard(1) in Law Enforcement.
The last member of the Xee family, I present to you Starla. An artistic, genius Saggitarius who is figuring out the nouns, verbs, pronouns etc. of the Simlish language and how to work her way around the square grid of furniture obstacles.
---- Now, to get this lovely show on the road? I think so. Hit it! ----
-SimsNews Report: ATTENTION: ALL PARENTS! HIDE YOUR CELLPHONES FROM YOUR CHILDREN! *newscaster voice*: The digital age of first generation phones has seeped into the lives of Sims toddlers and is causing extra-connections to form in their gooey-head matter. Ben Foreman, the writer of acclaimed novel, iChild, studied newly genius children who tune into our phone conversations and discover that Santa Claus is not real. This is the end of the report, Clark Moo signing out.
-T: Weren't you carrying Starla all day today while on the phone?
-G: I read iChild, it's actually a good thing for toddlers to increase the connections in their forehead. Our generation is just afraid our children will become smarter than us.
-T: Oh... .___.
And so, they dance the night away - celebrating new friendship and new beginnings.
That night, while cuddling her beloved - the young 25-year-old wife despised her thoughts of another man.
Time flew, and before we knew it, it was Starla's birthday!
♬ The *twinkle* *twinkle*♬
With a roll of the dice, she attained the Technophobe trait.
{Is it a sign she is becoming too much of a genius for adult Sims to handle?!? I'd say it's a likely proposition.}
!-RANDOM NEIGHBORHOOD UPDATE-!
Nancy Landgraab - The Xee's family friend, has given birth to a baby boy named Tomas. May his grand riches be ever in his personality's favor.
Outside of the Xee house stood a little Asian boy by the name of Sam Sekemoto.
-HAHAHA Why is your hair teal
-Why are your eyes non-existent
-That's racist, i'm telling my mom on you
-You discrimated me first
-You pulled out a long line of discrimation against my race. Besides, you look like you came out of Tumblr
- Well you're lanky as spaghetti.
-So are you, beach.
-Dude, I'm totes jk. Wanna help me dislodge my teddy bear into outer space by attaching him to a boomerang? I think i've finally got the physics down for it to work.
~The face of ze awe and of ze inspiration~
That night, Terrance went off to the Art Gallery to check out the paintings, sculptures and creativities of Sunset Valley's finest artists.
And when light faded into night, a familiar face showed up on the lot of the Xee family.
Dark hair
Dark eyes...
Thornton Wolff.
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*suspense noises*
Aaaaaaaaand a cliff hanger. Yes. That's the only way I can keep you all on your toes right? ;)
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